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Subject: ~~~funny jokes ZONE~~~
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aarav007 3.11.10 - 12:34pm
yaha par aap jokes post kare thnkx *
aarav007 17.11.10 - 08:27am
teacher student se: attenshion, difset hiper disorder matlab kya?????
Student : jimba lomba samba.
Teacher : vo kya tha????
Student : pehle aap batao aapne jo bola vo kya tha.
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aarav007 19.11.10 - 12:11pm
FATHER apne BETE se : iss barr tumko 90% leke marks leke aana hai.
BETA : are 100% leke aaunga.
FATHER : kyu majak kar raha hai?
BETA : suruat aapne ke....
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aarav007 20.11.10 - 05:21am
ravan ko court le jaaya gaya.
Vakil : haath gita par rakho.
Ravan : naa re! Ek baar sita pe rakha tha to itna lafda hua, ab gita par nahi rakhunga.
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akki9999 27.11.10 - 01:40pm
Driver to sardar
sir ji petrol khatam ho gaya gaadi aage nahi jaa sakti....
Sardar:oh s**t yaar...
Chal fir wapis mod le....!! *
akki9999 27.11.10 - 01:43pm
Santa: maa kehti he bhains ka dudh pine se dimaag tez hota he
banta: maa bewkuf banati he agar aisa hota to bhains ka baccha scientist nahi hota...!! *
akki9999 27.11.10 - 01:51pm
100 sardar 1 kashti me sawar the, k achaanak kasti ruk gai.
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.
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.aur
sab doob gaye
kaise?
sardar thena !
Dhakka lagaane utar gaye.
*
akki9999 27.11.10 - 01:55pm
Maths teacher 2 our brilliant sardar:
how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally??
sardar: 'juice bana k de do na madam...!!
Simple............. *
akki9999 27.11.10 - 05:02pm
Train me ek sardar k 50rs kho gaye
tabhi ek musalmaan bola: ya allah bismilla.
Sardar: tuje 20 mila to baaki 30 kisko mila. *
samir19 9.12.10 - 01:13pm
Golu gun leke darwaaje pe ruka tha.
Wife: darwaaje pe q khade ho?
Golu: sher ka shikaar karne ja raha hu,
wife: to jao na.
Golu: kese jaaau! Bahaar kutta khada he....!!! *
samir19 9.12.10 - 01:16pm
Boy: apni beti ki saadi mujse kar do me aapko uske vazan k baraabar sona dunga.
Golu: waqt do
boy: sochne k liye???
Golu: nahi beti ka vazan badhaane k liye..!! *
samir19 9.12.10 - 01:19pm
Golu ne ghar se airport enquiry call ki aur pu6a madam punjab se america tak ka kitna safar he??
Receptionist: one second sir
golu: ok thanks. *
